A savory and spicy snack.
My favorite part about this recipe? It’s simple and fast and tastes the best when you get home late from the bars and need a quick fix but are too drunk to use the stove.
Time You Need
- ~5 seconds (varies by level of intoxication)

What You Need
- Hot sauce of choice
- Parmesan cheese (optional)
- A handful or two of goldfish crackers (aka the caviar of the midwest).



What You Do
- It should be pretty obvious. But I mean, just dump as much hot sauce as you want into a bowl of goldfish crackers and go nuts. Enjoy!