Revolution: League of Heroes 12 Pack Poems Issue II

In honor of Revolution’s second release of the League of Heroes, I got drunk and wrote more poems about them. Check out the first League of Heroes here.


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Revolution League of Heroes 12 Pack
To hell with the Avengers.

Amarillo Hero – 7.2%

*Already featured in first pack*

‘Desert
farm in danger
brings an Amarillo
stranger, ride on golden hopped
savior.’

Anti-Hero – 6.5%

*Already featured in first pack*

‘Lotta
bitter lotta
bold, mean green knows how to
get a job won, a delicious
sonuvagun.’

Crystal Hero – 7.2%

The Crystal Hero is a new addition to the pack. It’s also my favorite in this one (RIP Mosaic). It’s crisp, with a pine/resin bitterness and some minor citrus/grapefruit notes. There’s also nice woody and spice notes.

‘In the
dark and dirty
blackout nights, watch out for
crisp green hopped light, crystal hero
shines bright!’

Tropic Hero – 7%

Tropic Hero is the other new comer. It comes with a lot of fruit flavor, your tropical mango, pineapple, and citrusy bitters like grapefruit. It has a dry bitter finish to it.

‘Hero
of the tropic
flavor like a summer
pop hit beat dreary doldrums sip
this fun.’

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